{"product_id":"jtew","title":"Funny Squirrel Caution Sign – Exposed Nuts Warning","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.spc-wrap{display:block!important;width:100%!important;max-width:840px!important;margin:0 auto!important;padding:0!important;font-family:\"Segoe UI\",system-ui,-apple-system,sans-serif!important;line-height:1.75!important}\n.spc-wrap *{box-sizing:border-box!important}\n.spc-block{margin:0 0 22px!important;padding:48px 28px!important;border-radius:22px!important}\n.spc-center{text-align:center!important}\n.spc-h2{font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif!important;font-size:23px!important;line-height:1.35!important;font-weight:600!important;margin:0 0 16px!important}\n.spc-text{font-size:16.5px!important;line-height:1.8!important;max-width:580px!important;margin:0 auto!important}\n.spc-grid{display:grid!important;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr!important;gap:14px!important;margin-top:22px!important}\n.spc-card{padding:18px 16px!important;border-radius:14px!important;text-align:left!important}\n.spc-card h3{margin:0 0 6px!important;font-size:15.5px!important;font-weight:700!important}\n.spc-card p{margin:0!important;font-size:14.5px!important;line-height:1.55!important}\n.spc-cta{display:inline-block!important;margin-top:24px!important;padding:15px 36px!important;background:#c0392b!important;color:#fff!important;text-decoration:none!important;border-radius:50px!important;font-size:15.5px!important;font-weight:700!important}\n.spc-cta:hover{background:#a93226!important;color:#fff!important}\n\n.spc-hero{background:linear-gradient(165deg,#1a1a1a 0%,#2d2d2d 100%)!important;color:#f5f5f5!important}\n.spc-hero .spc-h2{color:#ffffff!important}\n.spc-hero .spc-text{color:#d0d0d0!important}\n\n.spc-pain{background:linear-gradient(165deg,#2a2118 0%,#3d2e20 100%)!important;color:#f5e8d8!important}\n.spc-pain .spc-h2{color:#fff0e0!important}\n.spc-pain .spc-text{color:#e0d0b8!important}\n\n.spc-joke{background:linear-gradient(165deg,#f8f1e8 0%,#f0e6d8 100%)!important;color:#3a2a1a!important}\n.spc-joke .spc-h2{color:#2a1a0a!important}\n.spc-joke .spc-text{color:#4a3a2a!important}\n\n.spc-where{background:linear-gradient(165deg,#eef3f7 0%,#e0e8f0 100%)!important;color:#1a2832!important}\n.spc-where .spc-h2{color:#0f1c26!important}\n.spc-where .spc-card{background:rgba(255,255,255,.55)!important;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.7)!important}\n.spc-where .spc-card h3{color:#0f1c26!important}\n.spc-where .spc-card p{color:#2a3842!important}\n\n.spc-final{background:linear-gradient(165deg,#1a1a1a 0%,#2d2d2d 100%)!important;color:#f5f5f5!important}\n.spc-final .spc-h2{color:#ffffff!important}\n.spc-final .spc-text{color:#d0d0d0!important}\n\ndetails.spc-policy{margin-top:28px!important;background:rgba(255,255,255,.07)!important;border-radius:14px!important;overflow:hidden!important}\ndetails.spc-policy summary{padding:16px 20px!important;cursor:pointer!important;font-weight:600!important;list-style:none!important;color:#d0d0d0!important;display:flex!important;justify-content:space-between!important;align-items:center!important}\ndetails.spc-policy summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none!important}\ndetails.spc-policy summary span{transition:transform .2s ease!important;opacity:.7!important}\ndetails.spc-policy[open] summary span{transform:rotate(45deg)!important}\n.spc-policy-content{padding:16px 20px 20px!important;font-size:14px!important;line-height:1.65!important;color:#b0b0b0!important;text-align:left!important}\n\n.spc-highlight{color:#e74c3c!important;font-weight:700!important}\n.spc-italic{font-style:italic!important}\n\n@media(max-width:749px){\n.spc-block{padding:36px 18px!important}\n.spc-h2{font-size:20px!important}\n.spc-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr!important}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 1. Hero --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"spc-block spc-hero spc-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"spc-h2\"\u003eSquirrels attack exposed nuts 🐿️⚠️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"spc-text\"\u003eA classic caution sign with a message that hits different.\u003cbr\u003eHang it where people will actually read it.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/1_33c27999-2a24-4c6c-819c-d80333783141.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. 共鸣 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"spc-block spc-pain spc-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"spc-h2\"\u003eSome warnings are more important than others 😂\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"spc-text\"\u003ePorch. Garage. Backyard.\u003cbr\u003eThis sign says what most people are already thinking — just a lot more directly.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/2_da89d480-87e6-42c1-8e71-62a60792c051.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. 笑点强化 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"spc-block spc-joke spc-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"spc-h2\"\u003eLooks official. Reads hilarious. 💥\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"spc-text\"\u003eFrom a distance it looks like a real warning sign.\u003cbr\u003eGet closer and the squirrel makes the point crystal clear:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"spc-highlight\"\u003e“Squirrels Attack Exposed Nuts”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"spc-italic\"\u003eNo peeing off the porch.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/3_76c235e4-e905-486b-b9ab-91182e2e325d.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. 使用场景 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"spc-block spc-where spc-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"spc-h2\"\u003eWhere it belongs 🛠️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚪 Porch \u0026amp; entry\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst thing guests notice when they walk up.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/4_d3b5e568-8509-4bdd-9454-9ca512bdc94c.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Garage \u0026amp; workshop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits right in with tools and man-cave energy.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/5_191ab599-f9c3-40a9-88e7-df6389bae3e7.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🏡 Backyard \u0026amp; shed\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA quiet (or not-so-quiet) reminder near the fence.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/6_36333e4d-86a2-456c-b24d-693954154142.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Gift idea\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the guy who already has everything — except this.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/7_fcbf4730-dbc6-4e83-88f6-0245103f043a.jpg?v=1789201173\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. 最终推动 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"spc-block spc-final spc-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"spc-h2\"\u003eHang it. 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